Pak Lah jadi Raja Sehari

Pak Lah pelopor Islam Hadhari

Dah dapat seorang isteri

Tukang penyedap tiang seri

Combi-combi frust gigit jari

Terlepas jadi isteri Perdana Menteri

Pak Lah pilih adik-ipar bekas isteri

Semua dah berkenan kata Khairi

Spokesperson untuk Kamal dan Nori

Auntie Jeanne tidak asing bagi kami

Majlis akad nikah is for family only

If you are not invited very sorry

Just a simple akadnikah ceremony

Pak Lah don wan any dowry

If you are sending gift send them to me

I will donate to all charity body

But expensive gift can close one eye only

Expensive gift is like Porsche or Ferrari

Rolex, Patek Phillipe, Omega or Bvlgari

Small gift like Selangor Pewter or Crabtree

Ucapan tahniah boleh taruh Utusan and NST

Since UMNO owned both company

Kenapa I pilih nak kahwin lagi

Itu satu soalan peribadi

Anyway masih banyak ruang di hati

Tapi I tak kahwin lebih dua isteri

Itu you all dont worry

I bukan miang keladi

I just need a company

Since I am very lonely

And you know I am old already

Who want to take care of me

Anyway lama dah ni

You know lah mana tahan lagi

Don’t offer me any Tongkat Ali

I will go slow and steady

Honeymoon of course luar negeri

Tak main lah Pangkor or Langkawi

Naik I punya jet peribadi

Nak main aci lot with my new isteri

Itu Menteri Budaya dia sudah perli

Dia kata I akan lebih bertenaga lagi

Nanti I pecat dia jadi Hantu punya menteri

Okay lah joke only

Nothing to do yang hidup atau yang mati.